Rabu, 18 Januari 2012

SPOOF!!!


The Naughty Son

Tommy and his mother had holiday to the zoo. Tommy was a naughty boy, he never afraid with animals. One day he wanted to hold a horse. The horse didn’t feel happy and free from him.
Tommy was caught by zoo keepers. Surprised to hear that, his mother went to the information office. His mother was terrified about her son.
The guard came and met his mother and wanted to say. But when the guard wanted to speak, Tommy’s mother said,”Oh sir, please forgive my son, and let we get free”. The guard was laugh and said, “Thank you very much. Because your son had helped to cure the horse from hemorrhoids"

Text Analyzing
Orientation     : Tommy and his mother were holiday in
                                      the zoo.
Even 1             : Tommy is a naughty boy and he disturbed
                                      the animal.
Even 2             : Zoo keepers caught Tommy.
Even 3             : Tommy’s mother apologized about her
                                      son to the guard.
Twist               : Tommy had cured the horse from
                                      hemorrhoids

The Ugly Girl

There was a girl named Ika. Ika fell in love with Reno. Reno is the handsome boy in their school. But Reno never likes Ika. Because Ika is an ugly girl in their school.
She has brown face and messy hair. She wears a big glasses. She looks very ugly.
Ika always give smile to Reno, almost in everyday, every time she meets him. But Reno never to reply it. Ika never surrender to be close with Reno.
One day, Ika followed Reno until his house. Reno was mad because felt very disturbed by Ika.
“Why did you follow me until my house? Remember! You are an ugly girl, I’ll never get fall in love with you! Get out from my house!”said Reno. Reno come in to his house and he closed the door with crass.
Ika didn’t go home and still stayed in front of Reno’s house. Reno was peeking Ika from the window. He looked that Ika was cleaning her face and combed her hair.
Reno was shocking and come out from his house. He looked the beautiful girl in front of his house. He knew that the girl is Ika. Reno came to Ika and said, “I never knew that you are very beautiful. I think I want to be your boyfriend”.
Ika gave a very big smile to Reno and showed her black tooth.

Text Analyzing
Orientation     :           there was a girl named Ika
Even 1 :           Ika loves Reno, but Reno doesn’t like Ika
Even 2 :           Ika always give smile to Reno, but Reno
                        never reply it
Even 3 :           Ika followed Reno until his house
Even 4 :           Reno was angry with Ika, but Ika still stay
                        at Reno’s house
Even 5 :           Ika cleaned her face and chance to be a
                        beautiful girl
Even 6 :           Reno wanted to be Ika’s boyfriend
Twist   :           Ika showed her black tooth

Handphone for My Girl

A young man found some money in the  trash. He was thinking what must  he do with the money. Then, he decided to buy a handphone for his girlfriend. So that, his girlfriend can communicate with each other.
After he bought a new handphone with the simcard, he went to his girlfriend’s house. Arrived in there, he was giving it to his girlfriend. His girlfriend was very happy and grateful to him. His girlfriend saw the contents of the handphone.
"I finally have a phone, too. Thank you my honey “ said the girlfriend.
You’re welcome" replied the young man with the flat.
What’s the matter?"
"I feel happy and sad too. Because you have a handphone"
"So why?
"I'm glad that you can communicate with each other.You can make a status updates on facebook and twitter, play games, and  the others. But I feel sad because I don’t have a handphone".

Text Analyzing
Orientation     :A young man found some money in the
                        trash.
Event 1           :He used that money to buy a new
                        handphone for his girlfriend.
Event 2           :He gave a new handphone to his girlfriend,
                        so that his girlfriend can communicate to
                        each other.
Twist   :           He bought a new handphone for his
                        girlfriend to communicate but he  didn’t
                        have handphone.

Take a Walk to The Park

Dolly was playing in his house. His mother was angry to him because he made noise. His mother asked him to take his dog for a walk to the park. His mother said that he had to keep cleanliness. And asked to bring a big plastic bag and a little shovel for his dog’s feces.
“Put the feces in the plastic bag, and don’t be left out any  feces in the park”
“Okay Mom” said Dolly.
When he was arrived in the park he looked many people that take their dog for a walk. Because that day had glorious weather. Suddenly, he looked his dog’s feces and he put it in the plastic bag.
            In the twilight he go home and bring the full plastic bag to his mother and said, “Here is Mom all of dog’s feces in the park. I’m so tired after take the feces from another people’s dog. Huh, Mom is so funny that asked me to put all dog’s feces in the park”.
“Dolly!!!!” his mother was shocked.

Text Analyzing
Orientation     :Dolly was playing in his house.
Event1            :His mother was angry because he made
                        noise.
Event 2           :His mother asked Dolly to take his dog
                        a walk in the park and asked to put the
                        dog’s feces in the pouch.
Event 3           :Dolly walked in the park and put some
                        dog’s feces.
Twist               :Dolly went home and bring the full
                        pouch dog’s feces that there in the park.

Minggu, 01 Januari 2012

Hello Holiday!! :D


What’s up guys!
How about your holiday? Is it fun?
This holiday I and my mother go to Jakarta. I went to Jakarta on Friday, 23 December 2011. On arrival in Jakarta, we go to Bekasi by bus. That’s very tired. We arrived at 7 pm. We stayed in my aunt’s house.
On the next day I, my mother and my aunt family went to TMII. In TMII we saw many the tradition houses from Banda Aceh until Papua. We were going around TMII by used bicycle. That’s so nice. After that we were going around TMII by skytrain too. That’s so amazing. We can look many building from the upper side. After from TMII we went to Tamini square. We had lunch there. After that we went home.
On Sunday I went to Monas. There are so many people there. Monas is a nation monument of Jakarta that’s made from gold. I bought some T-shirt there as souvenir. From Monas I went to Ancol. From Ancol I went to Autorium plaza and ITC. I bought some blouse and jeans there. Hehe…
The next day we went to Mekarsari. Mekarsari lain in Bogor. It is a big fruit garden in Asia. In Mekarsari I plucked the Melon. That’s very nice. From Mekarsari we went to Puncak. We arrived there at 7 pm. Brrr... The weather In Puncak is very cold. In Puncak we ate Rabbit satay. It is very delicious. In Puncak we bought some vegetables. After that we went home. We arrived at home at 2 am. I really doze off.

At 4 am I woke up. I and my mother had to get ready to go to airport. Yeah, I just spent 5 days in Jakarta. I really doze off, so I slept in the plane. And I woke up when the plane had landed in Pontianak.
This is my story, what’s about yours?